Well, I need to just go ahead and admit it. I have a thing for Flying Vs. I'm not proud of this, you understand. I tried to be normal. I tried to like those Less Pauls and those Strutocoasters, but they're just so....... vanilla. I gotta get my swerve on, ya know. I like a bend in the road, a kink in the hose, a hitch in my get along. I guess I'm just a sick ****. Anyway, this showed up while I was washing my horseless carriage. Now this isn't my first V. It isn't my only V. But I didn't have one of these Government Issues and I found this one with all the certificates and case candy and the secret formula to KFC and all the rest of that stuff and .... much like that guy that was supposed to watch his brother's still, before I knew it goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body and a feelin' came over me like somethin' I'd never experienced before. It was like, like I was in love. And so it goes down here in North Carolina. Y'all have a good weekend.